{"id":105598,"date":"2020-08-10T11:50:44","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T09:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/?p=105598"},"modified":"2020-08-10T11:50:44","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T09:50:44","slug":"20-leute-die-heute-lieber-im-bett-geblieben-waeren-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/2000er\/20-leute-die-heute-lieber-im-bett-geblieben-waeren-2-105598\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Leute, die heute lieber im Bett geblieben w\u00e4ren!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Im Bett zu liegen zu bleiben anstatt aus den Federn zu h\u00fcpfen und frisch in den Tag zu starten, ist nicht nur deshalb sch\u00f6n, weil man so noch ein bisschen schlummern kann. Es ist auch einfach sicherer! Im Alltag vergessen wir n\u00e4mlich oft, was beim Vorsichhinleben alles schiefgehen kann – und dass selbst die banalsten Situationen das Potential haben, zu Katastrophen auszuarten.<\/p>\n<p>Klingt \u00fcbertrieben? Dann \u00fcberlegt mal, ob die folgenden Missgeschicke auch im Bett h\u00e4tten passieren k\u00f6nnen… Hier kommt das Anschauungsmaterial: 20 gute Gr\u00fcnde, das Bett nicht mehr zu verlassen! <\/p>\n<h2>#1 Diese Hipster mit ihrem „flavoured coffee“ aber auch! <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893159\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/dse75g\/my_morning_coffee_had_extra_aroma_today\/\">my morning coffee had extra aroma today<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#2 Pl\u00f6tzlich Kronleuchter <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893224\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/dwgiop\/well_i_guess_im_the_chandelier_now\/\">Well, I guess I’m the chandelier now.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#3 Der Moment, in dem du verstehst, warum es Fachleute f\u00fcr so etwas gibt <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893257\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FML\/comments\/51bp70\/well_my_life_sucks_today\/\">Well My Life Sucks Today<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FML\">r\/FML<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#4 Hier fehlte eine kleine Schraube am Boden des Mixers <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893302\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FML\/comments\/dsxdlr\/someone_forgot_to_screw_on_the_bottom_of_the\/\">Someone forgot to screw on the bottom of the blender.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FML\">r\/FML<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#5 Elon Musks fr\u00fche Raketentests waren noch nicht sonderlich erfolgreich <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893341\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/dx1r1e\/nutribullet_living_up_to_its_name\/\">NutriBullet living up to its name<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#6 Sein Tag ist sicher nicht besser geworden <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893374\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/7k9vuo\/someones_having_a_bad_day\/\">Someone’s having a bad day<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\">r\/funny<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#7 Hoffentlich h\u00e4lt’s <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893446\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/IdiotsInCars\/comments\/dernha\/at_least_hes_not_texting\/\">At least he’s not texting<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/IdiotsInCars\">r\/IdiotsInCars<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#8 Wenn du dich auf’s Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck freust <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893484\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/drqigz\/it_finally_happened_to_me\/\">It finally happened to me<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#9 „Ich war allein daheim und machte die Regenrinnen sauber, als ich einen lauten Knall h\u00f6rte…“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893513\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/djswt5\/home_alone_cleaning_the_roof_and_gutters_when_i\/\">Home alone cleaning the roof and gutters when I heard a loud bang.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#10 \u00d6hm… <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893554\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/hmmm\/comments\/dsewue\/hmmm\/\">hmmm<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/hmmm\">r\/hmmm<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#11 Wenn du Fahrerflucht begehen willst, aber dein Nummernschild zur\u00fcckl\u00e4sst <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596893599\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nevertellmetheodds\/comments\/dh2vz7\/hit_and_run_guy_left_his_license_plate_on_this_car\/\">Hit and run guy left his license plate on this car<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nevertellmetheodds\">r\/nevertellmetheodds<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#12 „Hallo, kleines Stachelschwein! Du bist ja nied-…“ <\/h2>\n<p><a data-pin-do=\"embedPin\" data-pin-width=\"large\" data-pin-terse=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/815433076265493407\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>#13 Das muss Liebe sein <\/h2>\n<p><a data-pin-do=\"embedPin\" data-pin-width=\"large\" data-pin-terse=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/672091944382812119\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>#14 Och n\u00f6 <\/h2>\n<p><a data-pin-do=\"embedPin\" data-pin-width=\"large\" data-pin-terse=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/815433076265334978\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>#15 „Und jetzt eins f\u00fcr Insta!“ <\/h2>\n<p><a data-pin-do=\"embedPin\" data-pin-width=\"large\" data-pin-terse=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/815433076264807927\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>#16 Nicht gut <\/h2>\n<p><a data-pin-do=\"embedPin\" data-pin-width=\"large\" data-pin-terse=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/224687468889605753\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>#17 Tierliebe im Hochsommer <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596894060\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/82dxgd\/well_shit\/\">Well shit.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#18 Wenn du schei\u00dfe parkst und das Karma zur\u00fcckschl\u00e4gt <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596894100\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\/comments\/7g640z\/they_deserve_it\/\">They deserve it.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Wellthatsucks\">r\/Wellthatsucks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#19 Wenn die knallharte Spezialeinheit ein cooles Man\u00f6ver trainiert <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" data-card-created=\"1596894165\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/2b4o5p\/watched_a_french_swat_team_and_this_happened\/\">watched a French swat team and this happened<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\">r\/funny<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#20 Dann das n\u00e4chste Mal? <\/h2>\n<p>„Diese Brosch\u00fcre k\u00f6nnte Ihr Leben retten!“<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ah well. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qDbDjxIqBL\">pic.twitter.com\/qDbDjxIqBL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Captain Bastard (@RiffRaff1971) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RiffRaff1971\/status\/912021987719090176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hattest du in letzter Zeit einen Tag, an dem du besser im Bett geblieben w\u00e4rest? Erz\u00e4hl uns davon in den FB-Kommentaren!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Im Bett zu liegen zu bleiben anstatt aus den Federn zu h\u00fcpfen und frisch in den Tag zu starten, ist nicht nur deshalb sch\u00f6n, weil man so noch ein bisschen schlummern kann. Es ist auch einfach sicherer! Im Alltag vergessen wir n\u00e4mlich oft, was beim Vorsichhinleben alles schiefgehen kann – und dass selbst die banalsten […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":105603,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[112225,125233,60725,76507,61674,85568,122883],"class_list":["post-105598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2000er","tag-alltag","tag-alltaeglich","tag-fails","tag-fehler","tag-lustig","tag-probleme","tag-witzig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105598\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/105603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}