{"id":99198,"date":"2020-02-26T09:58:57","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T08:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/?p=99198"},"modified":"2020-02-26T09:58:57","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T08:58:57","slug":"15-triftige-gruende-nicht-zur-arbeit-oder-zur-schule-zu-gehen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/70er\/15-triftige-gruende-nicht-zur-arbeit-oder-zur-schule-zu-gehen-99198\/","title":{"rendered":"15 triftige Gr\u00fcnde, nicht zur Arbeit oder zur Schule zu gehen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wer heutzutage nach Lebensweisheiten sucht, der muss sich nicht einer omin\u00f6sen Sekte anschlie\u00dfen oder Esoterik-Ratgeber lesen – Twitter hilft in jedem Fall weiter! Ob die Ratschl\u00e4ge und Hinweise, die man dort erh\u00e4lt, auch wirklich n\u00fctzlich sind, bleibt wohl dahingestellt. Was Twitter aber definitiv schafft, ist, uns aufzuheitern. Und das ist doch immerhin schon die halbe Miete, wenn es um die Suche nach Gl\u00fcck geht!<\/p>\n<p>Auch zum richtigen Umgang mit der Arbeit – n\u00e4mlich in Form von Arbeitsvermeidung – haben die User des Portals einige interessante Gedanken: Hier kommen 15 triftige Gr\u00fcnde von Twitter-Usern, nicht zur Arbeit zu gehen und sich krank zu melden!<\/p>\n<h2>#1 „Ich konnte mein Haus nicht durchqueren“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Couldn't navigate your way out of the house <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gNoeDyeJYx\">pic.twitter.com\/gNoeDyeJYx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— \u2740 S\u026a\u1d0d\u1d0f\u0274\u1d07 \u2740 (@Simbra75) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Simbra75\/status\/1224710589068587008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#2 „Die allj\u00e4hrliche Beerdigung meines Opas“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a><br \/>It's Granddad's annual funeral.<br \/>. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Z680eFvHJH\">pic.twitter.com\/Z680eFvHJH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Mike Torrington. (@mt241166) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mt241166\/status\/1224713402318237697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#3 „Ich musste ein Buch fertig lesen“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">We had to finish the book <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZD8Abq1GjC\">pic.twitter.com\/ZD8Abq1GjC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Binghamton University Libraries (@bingulibraries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bingulibraries\/status\/1224721255489773568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#4 „Meine Katze ist sonst einsam“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My cat is lonely <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Claudette Dawn??? (@GoodyearSteel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GoodyearSteel\/status\/1224711729034289154?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#5 „Damit mein Boss mich vermisst und wertsch\u00e4tzen lernt“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a><br \/>To make my boss miss and appreciate me<\/p>\n<p>— Ell\u00eb Perry\u2728 (@EllePerry7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EllePerry7\/status\/1224709929870745600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#6 „Ich hab einen Kuchen“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a><br \/>I have cake.<\/p>\n<p>— Barkeromo-OMM (@Barkeromo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Barkeromo\/status\/1224709715239763970?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#7 „Nichts geht mehr“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You can't even <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/M3GKsWfw2I\">pic.twitter.com\/M3GKsWfw2I<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— \u2740 S\u026a\u1d0d\u1d0f\u0274\u1d07 \u2740 (@Simbra75) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Simbra75\/status\/1224709415909175296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#8 „Ich war barfu\u00df bei IKEA und jetzt sind meine F\u00fc\u00dfe schmutzig“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My feet got dirty shopping at IKEA barefoot <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FtOgQk2CIU\">pic.twitter.com\/FtOgQk2CIU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Dashley Driveby ? (@DashleyDriveby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DashleyDriveby\/status\/1224709681081470976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#9 „Auf dem Dach meines Autos findet ein Katzen-Gang-Bang statt“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There's a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bClJM9qcd2\">pic.twitter.com\/bClJM9qcd2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Jon??\ufe0f\u200d??????? (@utterlydrunk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/utterlydrunk\/status\/1224761659975184384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#10 „Ich habe zu viel Angst davor, mir meine Hose anzuziehen“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Too scared to put on your pants <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mJJNdpAmSa\">pic.twitter.com\/mJJNdpAmSa<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Big Waldizzle? (@DaLittleBigBruh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DaLittleBigBruh\/status\/1224716239358124033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#11 „Meine Decke hat mich als Gei\u00dfel genommen“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My weighted blanket is holding me hostage <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1DMHX1WqRz\">pic.twitter.com\/1DMHX1WqRz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— cheers y\u2019all (@1partVodka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/1partVodka\/status\/1224713839327043586?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#12 „Mein Sim heiratet heute und die Geliebte ihres Verlobten ist aufgetaucht“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My sim is getting married today and her fiances side chick just showed up. <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hHsa9gVFas\">pic.twitter.com\/hHsa9gVFas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Havana Sims (@HavanaSims) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HavanaSims\/status\/1224739883920568321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#13 „Ich hab nichts anzuziehen“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You have nothing to wear <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UOZgCpwlzA\">pic.twitter.com\/UOZgCpwlzA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— \u13b7\u13da. \u13a1\u13ac\u13a0\u13a0\u13da \u2764\ufe0f (@loret826) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loret826\/status\/1224709446598828033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#14 „Ich hab mich gestern krank gemeldet und zwei weitere Tage machen die Sache glaubw\u00fcrdiger“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> because I called out yesterday, 2 days is more believable<\/p>\n<p>— Justme (@Ladyfish666) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ladyfish666\/status\/1224719415297630208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>#15 „Meine Handtasche sagt mir st\u00e4ndig, ich solle ihr Han Solo bringen. Ich hab Angst vor ihr“ <\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My purse keeps telling me to bring it Han Solo. I'm scared of it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/I1fCvIaOit\">pic.twitter.com\/I1fCvIaOit<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Kristen Whitworth (@vespervega) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vespervega\/status\/1224783618440159238?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Welche guten Gr\u00fcnde, sich krank zu melden, fallen dir noch ein? Verrat sie uns auf Facebook! <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer heutzutage nach Lebensweisheiten sucht, der muss sich nicht einer omin\u00f6sen Sekte anschlie\u00dfen oder Esoterik-Ratgeber lesen – Twitter hilft in jedem Fall weiter! Ob die Ratschl\u00e4ge und Hinweise, die man dort erh\u00e4lt, auch wirklich n\u00fctzlich sind, bleibt wohl dahingestellt. Was Twitter aber definitiv schafft, ist, uns aufzuheitern. Und das ist doch immerhin schon die halbe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":99207,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,91],"tags":[108814,60774,61674,113608,86215],"class_list":["post-99198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-70er","category-80er","tag-arbeit","tag-fun","tag-lustig","tag-tipps-und-tricks","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99198\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/99207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wisst-ihr-noch.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}